thehealthywarrior

stand-by-me:

Someone let me know when they find my jaw on the ground

Mine should be right next to it

nohetero
glowcloud:

crazyeasy:

Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.


triple defense for my weak puny manskin

Finally, I can have all my feminine sunscreen to myself and not share with men

glowcloud:

crazyeasy:

Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.

triple defense for my weak puny manskin

Finally, I can have all my feminine sunscreen to myself and not share with men